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| Topic | Scenario: Your teenage daughter's boyfriend turns out to be a robot she created. |
| UnfairRepresent 12/18/19 12:14:17 PM #1: | You're going to go out to the opera with some work collegues one evening when on the way you realize you left the tickets at home and need to return. When you open the door you are shocked to find your daughter doing work on her boyfriend Ryan's removed legs. Your horror lessens into confusion when it dawns on you that Ryan is a robot and she is doing maintenance. "Dad!" Your daughter shrieks in surprise. "What are you doing here? You were supposed to be gone all night!" She throws a blanket over Ryan but quickly realizes that it won't undo what you saw. She sighs and relents. "Promise you won't be mad okay? But R.Y.A.N isn't exactly what you would call, a normal human. I tried dating but guys are just so dumb and pertverted and immature and messy. Do you have any idea how many creeps are out there? I saw people spend their entire lives dealing with 'relationships' and risking ... Other things... and having heartbreak and like total nonsense. And I just thought 'what's the point?' so I stole some stuff from the lab, don't be angry I'll give it back later I promise. And I just made the perfect guy." "Quiet, hard working, he's so smart, in great shape, can hold down a job, does whatever I want, doesn't complain, doesn't eat food, doesn't play play video games all day. He will never cheat on me or make me hang around his ugly boring relatives. Plus he's rechargable via solar power so he's great for the enviroment. He can even charge my cell phone while we're in public. What's so bad about that? I'm not hurting anyone." "Look just don't tell mom. Please, you now she won't understand it." https://i.imgur.com/Qth2InP.png This explains why he never ate dinner and seemed genuinely interested in your and your daughter's incredibly boring anecdotes How do you react? What do you do? --- ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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