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| Topic | It's so unromantic that we literally scheduled a beej |
| deupd_u 11/26/19 12:45:03 PM #1: | Periods are the worst. How am I supposed to get a boner when I know there's a horror movie in her pants? As soon as her mouth opens, all I'm going to think about is the opening notes of Toccata and Fugue in D Minor --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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