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Some context: I tend not to talk about religion when I'm out in public. Like, it's one of those I don't really feel comfortable discussing with people I barely know.

With that said, I have some of the most obnoxious co-workers in the world and of all the annoying ticks I get from them, the one of the most annoying is that they've labeled me an Atheist because I refuse to discuss religion and because of some old conversation where I said I don't believe in ghosts.
Often times they'll ask me random shit regarding God/Christianity usually just to get a kick out of how I would answer. I normally just disregard them and go on with my day.

But today, Thanksgiving is around the corner and one of them ask me, "How are you going to spend your Thanksgiving if you don't believe in God? [I wasn't aware that you need to believe in God to celebrate Thanksgiving] What about Christmas?" Her annoying friends are in the back giggling.
And another one is like, "Are your family Atheists too?"

So I decide to throw a curve ball at them today. I tell them, "Actually, I think I'm going to spend the entire weekend praising our lord and savior Satan."
And I think they took me seriously. Because they've been asking all day if I'm being serious and I just say yeah and list off a bunch of wild shit like, how I dance in the woods naked at night, sacrifice goats and have a pentagram tattooed on the spot that's above my stomach but below my chest.

Now they're all awkward and shit around me and one girl is more angrier than the rest. She keeps telling me to "stop joking about stuff like that" and I keep telling her I'm serious.
So now my manager pops in. She's not on the clock yet, but she passes me and she's like, "We need to talk in my office later on" and just walks off.

I'm pretty sure one of those bitches told on me. I'm not that worried. My manager always recognizes me as one of the best workers here, so I doubt I'll get anything worse than a Stern talking to. But still. Shit was kind of funny.
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