LogFAQs > #930708183

I haven't felt like this in a long time. In fact I've barely been shitting lately. I was riding the train home and that feeling hit. So bad.

When I got off the train and walked to my car I was like oh no, oh no, oh no...

Then it's another 15 minute drive home so I'm just flying down the roads

Then I have to take the trash cans out because it's garbage night

Now it's like about to come shooting out but I gotta let the dog out first! So I take her out and she shits and then I'm like ok let's go!

Run all the way back in, give her a treat, then FINALLY plop on the toilet and just unleash hell.

My entire tank was filled up with raw sewage. It was sticking out over the top of the water.

I think I need to drink some water to give it some more ammunition to clear out the pipes.