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Dallas Cowboys @ Detroit Lions
If you can't beat the Bears without Stafford how you gonna beat America's team? Dallas would have to implode to lose here

Jacksonville Jaguars @ Indianapolis Colts LOCK
BDN will come out flaccid the first game and the people of Jacksonville will whisper Minshew's name in their hearts. Brisset mo' fresher

Buffalo Bills @ Miami Dolphins
This is the random Fitzmagic game where he snorts a bunch of coke beforehand and galaxy brains like 6 touchdowns

Denver Broncos @ Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota has more talent and more to play for and homefield advantage

New Orleans Saints @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers LOCK
I don't expect the Saints to stay down long, though these two already played a close one the first time

New York Jets @ Washington Redskins MONDOWASHINGLOCK
Locking Washington here because I think the Jets still have 2 more winnable games on their schedule but the Redskins only have the Giants after this

Atlanta Falcons @ Carolina Panthers
Falcons may have found a W but not a formula for sustained success, and I believe Carolina has to some degree

Houston Texans @ Baltimore Ravens
I like the upset here, I'm imagining Baltimore still basking in the postcoital glow of knocking an undefeated NE while Houston has to win to stay above water in the playoff hunt

Arizona Cardinals @ San Francisco 49ers
Cardinals are better than their record indicates and I think this game will continue that trend.

Cincinnati Bengals @ Oakland Raiders
That's just the angle of the dangle of the wangle of the bengal baby knock on wood if you're with me

New England Patriots @ Philadelphia Eagles
Tom Brady killed Jeffrey Epstein

Chicago Bears @ Los Angeles Rams
The Bears seem to be in a crisis of faith, but could a certain be-cornrowed kneeler could be their savior?

Kansas City Chiefs @ Los Angeles Chargers
Mexico City probably affords more homefield advantage than L.A. does for the Chargers, but their post-season pipe dream will still be dashed on the rocks here by the Red Frog