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Many times when I was younger.

Before I had a cellphone I had a friend tell me to pick him up in front of a house on x street off of x major street. My friends and I had problems find ing the road, and it was late at night -- and being dumb and 19 I was yelling his name out the window at like 11:30 pm. I turned around in a parking lot that ended up having a state trooper vehicle parked in it. About 10 minutes later I get pulled over because someone reported "a suspicious car going in 'tons' of driveways."
I've always been drug and alcohol free, and when the cop asked me if I've been drinking, I told him, "no, I don't fucking drink." The cop ended up being a total asshole after that, and stalked me for months - pulling me over about my 'rear license plate light' not being bright enough, and doing like 31 in a 25. The same cop gave me like 3 or 4 different tickets to the point I almost lost my license. After I got a new car I literally went years with only getting pulled over one more time ---

In my next car I got pulled over in a school zone in a somewhat slightly more boujie area. The cop was a total meathead asshat looking guy with a super fake deep voice and bulging muscles. He asked me for my license and registration - and because it was a new car, I forgot where I'd put my registration and looked in the little pocket behind the seat. He immediately got really angry and yelled like, "KEEP YOURSELF IN THE FRONT OF THE VEHICLE" -- and I just told him, "it's not like I have a fucking gun or something." He got super pissed and gave me a huge ticket and attitude.