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Topic	What's that one copypasta about the embarrassing dad?
WafflehouseJK 10/21/19 7:46:49 PM #11:	An Embarrassing Dad consists of only these following items. Dad Jokes. Alcoholism (Usually beer). This entire subreddit consist of "parents". Almost every "Embarrassing Dad" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "Embarrassing Dads" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against parents, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not Embarrassing Dads. Adding dad to your tuna adult-bilogicial-authority-figure? It's called a Tuna parent. Totally different. Want to add abandonment and some pretentious obsession with dad rock? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not an Embarrassing Dad. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more Embarrassing Dads in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one dad. Want to personalize your Embarrassing Dad? Use a mix of dad jokes or make him wear flannel and jeans. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "parents" because that is not a fucking Embarrassing Dad. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to Embarrassing Dads and hot MILFs. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our Embarrassing Dads and stop associating your sandwich parents with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "Embarrassing Dads" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment I saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now. You god damn heretics. Respect the Embarrassing Dad and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn parent sandwich and call it for what it is. A parent. --- "She was like, 'Oh, did you see that firefighter? Hes so cute.' And I was like, Mom, I just got blown up." <cite>WafflehouseJK posted [p:929067477] in What's tha... [t:78101742]...</cite> <quote>An Embarrassing Dad consists of only these following items. Dad Jokes. Alcoholism (Usually beer). This entire subreddit consist of "parents". Almost every "Embarrassing Dad" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "Embarrassing Dads" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against parents, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not Embarrassing Dads. Adding dad to your tuna adult-bilogicial-authority-figure? It's called a Tuna parent. Totally different. Want to add abandonment and some pretentious obsession with dad rock? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not an Embarrassing Dad. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more Embarrassing Dads in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one dad. Want to personalize your Embarrassing Dad? Use a mix of dad jokes or make him wear flannel and jeans. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "parents" because that is not a fucking Embarrassing Dad. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to Embarrassing Dads and hot MILFs. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our Embarrassing Dads and stop associating your sandwich parents with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "Embarrassing Dads" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment I saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now. You god damn heretics. Respect the Embarrassing Dad and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn parent sandwich and call it for what it is. A parent. --- "She was like, 'Oh, did you see that firefighter? Hes so cute.' And I was like, Mom, I just got blown up."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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