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TopicHe-Man's Queen Marlena was a total bitch for not telling Earth that aliens exist
UnfairRepresent
10/17/19 5:51:28 PM
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She's an NASA astronaut who gets blow off course on a mission and crash lands on another planet.

Then she discovers alien life and instead of like "Oh boy I gotta document this and tell the world about the greatest discovery in history!"

She goes "Oh boy aliens! I gotta fuck em!"

Then she takes over the place Bruce Campbell style and makes no attempts to return home or send a message home. Even though space-travel is established and fucking Orco goes to Earth.

Orco too doesn't tell anyone about aliens other than a couple of kids no one will believe.

I mean Earth eventually finds out because IIRC more astronauts come looking for her, find her and she just goes "Nah I want to stay here with the aliens." so Earth does find out.

But imagine if we discovered that not only aliens exist, but they were discovered 30 years ago and the dude that discovered them didn't tell us while he became King of the aliens.

I mean if the aliens were violent (which Skeletor sure was) they now know everything about Earth
while we know nothing about them

She put the entire human race in danger just for sex.
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