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Topic	How do you mask your workplace farts?
Turducken 10/11/19 5:34:35 PM #29:	I'm sick of all this fart bigotry in our daily lives. Nobody blinks an eye if you happen to cough. If you sneeze, they even tend to say a nice 'bless you' or whatnot. If you yawn? At best you get a polite teasing of "Oh, now you're gonna get me doing that!" And so on, and so on. But farts? Ohhhh, no! Heaven forbid we fart! And honestly folks, a fart is just a butt sneeze, so where's my God Bless You when I fart? I've had it with this societal expectation that I'm supposed to be ashamed of my farts. I'M NOT!!!! And I'll be god damned if I'm going to take it anymore! Rise up, friends. No one's above farting, so no one should ACT like they are! For the poorest man to the mightiest CEO, we all fart! We should be united, in butt we trust! --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE <cite>Turducken posted [p:928644417] in How do you... [t:78079088]...</cite> <quote>I'm sick of all this fart bigotry in our daily lives. Nobody blinks an eye if you happen to cough. If you sneeze, they even tend to say a nice 'bless you' or whatnot. If you yawn? At best you get a polite teasing of "Oh, now you're gonna get me doing that!" And so on, and so on. But farts? Ohhhh, no! Heaven forbid we fart! And honestly folks, a fart is just a butt sneeze, so where's my God Bless You when I fart? I've had it with this societal expectation that I'm supposed to be ashamed of my farts. I'M NOT!!!! And I'll be god damned if I'm going to take it anymore! Rise up, friends. No one's above farting, so no one should ACT like they are! For the poorest man to the mightiest CEO, we all fart! We should be united, in butt we trust! --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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