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| nevershine 10/02/19 3:16:44 AM #4: | Are you tired of having to clean up after house guests and family members? All that scrubbing mud tracked in from a rainy day? Or even using a scrub brush to scrape that poo your cousin smeared on your bathroom mirror? Well, have we got a surprise in store for you! Introducing the Guest Gust! Just install and mount the 50 foot fan right inside your front door, out of sight. Next, run our patent pending People Sucker right across from it, which will run outside and into a large 100/100 meter box! As soon as the unwanted guest enters your home, the infrared beam triggers the fan with the force of a category 10 hurricane and blows them through the People Sucker Pipe and outside into their new habitat! Its a win win situation for everyone! (Damn did I really just type all that up?) --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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