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We have been blessed with a new Mini Arc in the Marriage Saga.

Phil started his stream late, this is nothing new. But he is angry, and damn it, you'll know why! The story is a real... well, something.

We all know how Phil and Kat celebrated her birthday: they did some groceries and went to sonic. Sounds like a real great fucking birthday. But a surprise arrived:

Apparantly, Phil's parents gave Kat a training/exercise bike. This was delivered in front of the garage. Phil's inconvenience started here, he had to free up time from his busy schedule, because he had to get up, go to the front door and see whether something was delivered or not.

But Phil's trouble didn't end there. Oh no.... You see, the bike came disassembled. So once again, Phil had to take a hit so he could something "nice" (his actual words) for his wife, and assemble the bike himself. Time went by, Phil got the job done and you'd think all would be well. You'd again, be wrong.

You see, the structural integrity of the bike was bad. So bad that Kat somehow hurt herself pretty badly trying the bike out. For some reason this pissed off Phil. Which is weird, because Kat was the one getting hurt. This will be the first of several "weird" things about this story.

Phil, dissatisfied with the bike (again, weird, it's not his present) decided to return it to Amazon. But Phil being Phil, this of course was a HUGE elaborate task, that presented itself with a lot of problems. First of all, Phil refused to disassemble the bike. He insisted that it be picked up as is. So Amazon had to go out of their way to send a truck to our plucky hero, in order to collect the faulty bike. Unfortunately, the truck that was send to collect the bike had some issues (flat tire or something?) so they weren't able to collect

This outraged Phil, because HE was inconvenienced, and it was HIS money. Wait, did he say HIS money? Of course he means Kat's or no, he means his parents money. Strangely enough, Phil was also pissed because of Jasper. Apparently he was locked up the entire day because of this (fucking asshole) and this naturally further inconvenienced Phil.

Phil also goes out of his way to explain during all of this, that his parents bought this gift. But it is HE who is inconvenienced, it was HIS money (and then crawls back on that) and HE is upset that Kat got hurt.

He also explains that his parents would never "just give money", which is weird, didn't his parents pay for his wedding? Didn't his parents pay 4.000 dollars for Phil's taxes, and didn't he admit that his parents are paying for Jasper?

The whole story is weird like that, details keep changing. But mostly, even though it actually is Kat's story, Phil is the victim here. If you compare the story to Leanna's hospitalization, you see remarkable similarities.

I know Phil wanted to make the story look like how he was the victim, but it actually showed how disconnected from reality he is, and how hard he tries to keep up the lie.

It's honestly not out the realm of possibility that Phil bought this gift himself (and for some reason, he refused to disclose the brand/type of the bike), but because he never has money, it can't possibly come from him because then he "looks bad". Never mind the fact that he already looks horrible, because he took his wise grocery shopping on her goddamn birthday, and only got a present from her in-laws, and not her loving husband.

The whole story is weird as fuck, and makes Kat look stupid.

Also, bonus.

A couple of sites have referenced Phil, when he tried to defend his racism a couple of stream ago:

https://www.gamerevolution.com/news/597871-dsp-racist-jokes-okay-gout-teasing-not
https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/darksydephil-twitch-racist/
https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/twitch-streamer-under-fire-trying-explain-why-racist-jokes-ok-1041587
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