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TopicHow many keys do you carry?
HylianFox
08/25/19 7:19:35 PM
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http://sydlexia.com/pac-nihilism.htm

KEYS = SUCCESS Starting in Round 13, Pac-Man can pick up the most valuable bonus item in the game: the key. Each key is worth an impressive 5000 points, which is 2000 points more than you get for eating all four ghosts in succession during a Power Pellet run. Since the Power Pellets stop functioning in Round 19, the two keys that appear on each of the later boards are your main source of points for the majority of the game. And since your score is the only real measuring stick in Pac-Man, your success is gauged by how many keys you are able to accumulate. This model holds true in real life as well. For example, if the only keys you have are the key to your car and the key to your parents' house, you're doing a little below average. But if you have a set of keys that includes the key to a luxury sedan, the key to a studio apartment, the key to your girlfriend and/or boyfriend's apartment, and the key to a rather crappy summer place in New Hampshire, you're doing pretty good. Here's the full scoring chart:

Keys: A Scoring Guide For Real Life
Crappy Car 1 point
Good Car 2 points
Luxury Car 4 points
SUV 0 points
Parents' House 1 point
Dorm 2 points
Apartment 4 points
Nice Apartment 8 points
Your Own House 16 points
Nice House 32 points
Mansion 128 points
Boat 16 points
Yacht 32 points
Safety Deposit Box 64 points
Boyfriend/Girlfriend's Apartment 8 points
Fianc/Fiance's Apartment 200 points
The Apartment of the College Student You're Banging on the Side 1000 points
The House Where The High School Student You're Banging on the Side Lives 500,000 points
The Shackles of Your Slaves 1,000,000 points

IMPORTANT NOTE: Slavery is quite illegal under U.S. federal law and it is generally frowned upon in 42 of the 48 continental states, as well as Alaska, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico. Furthermore, attempting slavery is a good way to get yourself shot in the face. Repeatedly. As a result, the international scoreboard maintained by Twin Galaxies does not recognize high scores obtained via slavery. Famed gamer Billy Mitchell has heavily criticized this decision.

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