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TopicWhat is the hottest Bible verse to masturbate to!
BloodMountain
08/13/19 6:53:04 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
DevsBro posted...
PBusted posted...
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This is figurative. It's talking about God and Israel being related as a husband and wife, and how in such a comparison, Israel was a nasty whore the whole time--this referring to idolotry.

Interestingly, God revisits this simile when he instructs Hosea to go find a whore and marry her as a symbol of what he did for Israel.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Hosea+1&version=NIV&interface=amp

There's a lot of really interesting stuff in the Bible lol.


So God has needledick syndrome


Makes sense if you've read the book
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