LogFAQs > #925913792

Do you like pizza?
Fuck yeah!

Do you believe in aliens?
Sure. Life has been nurtured on other planets.

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant?
No.

Do tentacles turn you on?
Not tentacles themselves, no.

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis.
Yes. It's usually to make sure my mind is on track.

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you?
I recently had a Snickers call me foolish but that's more because I wanted to interpret it that way, I don't think it was specifically calling me foolish.

Can you run more then 20 mph?
No.

How many fingers do you have on your right foot?
None. I have 5 toes on my right foot.

When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing?
My own thing.

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be?
White to dark gray depending on the weather.

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist?
Yes. The world doesn't revolve around me as much as I wish it did.

Do you want to be normal?
In some aspects, yes. In other aspects, no.
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