LogFAQs > #925897987

Do you like pizza?
Yes, but only if I make my own or go to an authentic restaurant.......No, if it's frozen pizza or franchise Pizza Hut greasy shit.

Do you believe in aliens?

Yes.....Re: Carl Sagan rationale....not because you have to be a basement dwelling loser wishing for an X-files fantasy to escape into.

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant?

No,....but I doubt germs is the last thing on her mind when......nevermind...

Do tentacles turn you on?

No, that's a Japanese thing.

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis.

Yes, and it's perfectly normal to keep your psyche on an even keel

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you?

Not when I'm sober, no....

Can you run more then 20 mph?

for 5 second before my heart explodes

How many fingers do you have on your right foot?

one....serious, I got a really long middle toe, could be transplanted to my hand if I ever lose a pinky finger.

When in Rome, would you do as the Romans do, or do your own thing?

...have you ever seen Caligula?

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be?

Black, cuz I'd be dead....

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist?

When I sleep the universe begins.

Do you want to be normal?

according to who's standards?
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