LogFAQs > #925894706

Do you like pizza? yes

Do you believe in aliens? yeah but theyre perverts

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant? no

Do tentacles turn you on? oh you said tentacles. No

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis. no, I talk to my dogs

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you? no

Can you run more then 20 mph? no but I can drive that fast

How many fingers do you have on your right foot? too many to count

When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing? yes but I make sure to have the Romans consent

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be? grape

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist? not in my experience

Do you want to be normal? no

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If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood