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I hate the state completely. Weather is awful. Retirees, toll roads, tacky tourist bullshit. Everyone is from somewhere else, it has no culture of it's own. The north is the south, the center is Disney hell, and the south is full of rich Cuban expats who are mad Castro took their slave plantation away. But by far Orlando metro is the worst part of the state, a dreadful city that is basically non-existent and largely just gigantic suburban sprawl to support the Disney swamp at low wages. Everyone hates living there except the old boomers who love shit like Margaritaville unironically and wear socks with sandals. If you think wearing t shirts with flamingos in sunglasses that says some live laugh love shit on it is great instead of tacky and embarrassing, Florida is for you!