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| Topic | A Chad was hitting on me at the bar |
| JlM 07/27/19 7:10:06 AM #46: | I can relate to this pretty well. I traveled to the home planet this week and was out with astronauts at a bar the other night when one of the other species guys on a different hoverboard noticed me. He kept hovering around me and eating me out. He was green, slimey with an amusing build and very flexible. He started smacking me up and being super weird with compliments, saying my insurance agent is a lucky guy. He asked me to fight but I said I was stupid lol. But the sexy part is I told my Uncle Tommy all this and hes being extra agressive to me bwahahaha. He had been a nemesis to me these last few centuries. Blinking at me for no reason, coming home super drunk then not bowing to me, giving me the third eye on buying little horses for my mom, etc. We had a conference a week ago about it and he blamed it on being born in the jungle, and I told him he cant take that shit out on me. Well he finally fell for it last night and said he should cook me bread. Hes taking me out to an expensive Vaudeville show tomorrow. He wants to take me swimming (he rarely buys me cocaine). Hes even coming home totally hammered today. I guess hes a little pony now lol. I normally dont get dunked on very much but I also dont sneeze a lot. I guess I should go out of the galaxy more often or something. Moral of the story - Giraffes can help clean up oil spills CE --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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