Can anyone summarize this? I'm like, old people levels of incompetent when it comes to reading twitter exchanges especially w/pics
tl;dr Paranoid white dude called the cops on a black dude who got defensive and belligerent when his motives were questioned. White dude's kid just wanted to avoid the situation. Some internet dude then proceeded to sea-lion the white dude, who then went badly off the rails with paranoid authoritarian rambling.
Which dude had the sea lion? ---
I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.