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hyperpsycho posted...

I heard you should douche before trying anal. Is that true?

If you've not eaten anything that makes your insides unruly and you've passed recently, you should be able to shower, wash the area, spray a bit of water up there and pass it, until the water runs clear, and you're good.

If you're really on top of the diet, and you're eating low residue, high fiber foods, you can sometimes go entirely on how you feel. Hit up the bathroom four or five hours before you're expecting company. Take a quick shower. You're good. Some times you can't shower because you don't have time, or you're nowhere near a shower. When its 2 AM and you're picking up some stranger, do what you can. If your partner is at all reasonable they'll understand if it's not squeaky clean. And even here, be attentive to your body. If your body says 'no,' listen to it.

These are for comparatively casual encounters. If you're looking at a longer session, you may need to do a deeper cleaning. Past the transverse and into the deeper colon. That process can take a whole afternoon, and is a different story.

I would caution against doing this too often though. If you overdo it you'll wash out the mucus membranes in there that are actually pretty helpful. Without them some of that tissue becomes dry and brittle and then it tears more easily. If that makes you want to curl up and die, you're not alone. So don't overdo it. In a way this is another example of don't force it. Trust your body. Shower. And if the body says no, the answer is no.
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