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Lolhammy posted...

i would not mess with a bear sized duck. i'd rather not even get in a fight with a duck sized duck if i can at all avoid it (it is usually avoidable). i'd probably rather fight a bear sized bear than a hundred duck sized ducks. people who think ducks dont have teeth live in ignorant bliss of the jagged edges inside their bills, and have evidently never been bitten by a duck. a bears power lies in its strong jaws and muscular arms, and while it'd suck to be bitten by a duck sized bear, or in fact one hundred duck sized bears, i'd like to think they would be less powerful or lethal at that size simply for having smaller muscles, and it'd be like fighting a very large herd of small, funny looking dogs. perhaps i could exchange my legs' safety for a dog food offering with the bears. i'm sure the duck however will not consider peace negotiations, regardless of its size.

at the very least least ducks are not geese.

I've been bitten by dozens of ducks. Yes, they pinch like hell, but they still aren't teeth that are going to penetrate. As I said, I've won combat with many ducks. :P
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