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Snorlax had enough of Pikachu's shit. He had a secret plan. Pikachu would become his girlfriend. It wasn't a good plan, but Pikachu's dick was good.

What better way to test his theory. He climbed into Misty's couch and grabbed a napkin. Then he started to write.

'Pikachu, what's it gonna be? I mean, it isn't exactly like a normal day though. You know, like, we could just do our usual stuff like, I mean, hang out, get frisky, be nice, you know. Well, okay, maybe a little extra sex or whatever. And hey, maybe we can just come by and hang out together a few times before this boring afternoon.'

'Well that seems like a good idea, yeah. Let's do it. Let's see who's going to be your boyfriend.'

Pikachu wasn't exactly thrilled about this idea. The problem was Pikachu knew that not everyone was gonna agree with it. He's going to be a loser, he thought. And he didn't want those other friends to see him like that either. After all, there's so much fun to have in those other friendships. It's one thing talking to them and being friends, sure, but when it comes time the actual fucking happened, it really would piss him off
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Well allons-y, Alonso!