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A little about me:

I like to pet fish. When the Sportsball is on tv I get yelled at sometimes but it's okay since it's my daddy's day off. My favorite gum is yellow flavored. I play a lot of video games like Call of Battlefield and Super Sonic Bros with my uncle Phil. He isn't allowed to be around kids anymore but I just turned 18 so it's okay! I'm also only 5 foot 5 but my grandma got me these sweet boots that make me look 5 foot 7! Sometimes I cry out of my penis and I don't know why, I think I'm allergic to somebody. Last time I had Apple Pie I ate the whole thing all by myself! I really love rock and roll so I grew a badass mullet like it's 1986! Me and my buddy Rob love to go four-wheeling in the mud but since we get so dirty we take off our clothes. I get that tingly feeling in my wiener though so when i told him he didn't wanna do it today for some reason. Oh, and I kinda look like Harry Potter except my belly sticks out so much I can't see my feet.

Pick a date and I'll pick you up on my scooter any day of the week! Just let me ask my Mama first for some cash so we can go play laser tag :P
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Favorite RPGs are the Chrono, Earthbound, and Lunar series. Also a huge fan of Zelda, Super Smash Bros, Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie/DK64 and many other games.