One time at work, one of my co-workers was up on a ladder trying to replace a light bulb on a very high ceiling. I got the idea to prank him and kicked out the ladder from under him, he was nearly on the top rung!
So he fell on his head, died almost instantly. I was thinking what a pickle I had gotten myself into and had to think fast. We had a new hire, she was only 17, surely someone that age wouldn't serve time over an "accidental death"
So I closed the double doors leading to the back room, propping a heavy 8 foot folding table against the backside of the door. I found the new girl and told her we needed supplies from the back room, she had to give the door a hard shove because the door sticks. So she did, sent the table flying into the ladder, making a tremendous crash and the look of shock on her face.
"OH MY GOD I KILLED HIM!" she screamed in terror. I told her she had better leave fast, he was the owner's favorite employee.
This was 7 years ago. Last I heard after a LONG period of therapy, she moved to Tibet for some religious experience or something. They never suspected anyone but her. I've since had 3 raises at my job, and no one else has died on my watch.
Wtf
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Favorite RPGs are the Chrono, Earthbound, and Lunar series. Also a huge fan of Zelda, Super Smash Bros, Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie/DK64 and many other games.