Heres one: While Trump was meeting with Kim [Jong Un] in Singapore, a club championship was held at Trump International, a course Trump built near Mar-a-Lago in Florida for his rich people friends to join. So anyway, a month later, Trumps there at his golf course, with the Secret Service and the SWAT team guys and all that stuff. And he sees Ted Virtue, one of the financiers behind the movie Green Book.
Virtue who wouldnt speak to me directly, but the story was reported by Golf.com and I confirmed it through two other members of the club was playing with his kid, who I think is 10 or 11 years old. He [Trump] sees Ted on the 9th hole and decides to drive his cart over there. He tells Ted: Congrats on winning the club championship, but you didnt really win it because I was out of town.
Ted tries to laugh it off, but Trump is dead serious. Trump says, Were going to play these last six holes for the championship. And Teds like, Im playing with my son, but thanks anyway. But Trump says, No, your son can play too. So they end up playing.
They get to a hole with a big pond on it. Both Ted and his son hit the ball on the green, and Trump hits his in the water. By the time they get to the hole, Trump is lining up the kids ball. Only now its his ball and the caddie has switched it. The kids like, Daddy, thats my ball.
But Trumps caddie goes, No, this is the presidents ball; your ball went in the water. Ted and his son look at each other confused, not sure if this is really happening. And Trumps caddie says, This is the presidents ball. I dont know what to tell you.
Trump makes that putt, wins one up, and declares himself the club champion.
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