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Earlier today I was walking in my building and I passed a hot chick and attempted to just casually smile at her but managed to dislocated my whole jaw which caused me to flail into the wall, which caused me to knock myself to the floor, which to the ceiling collapsing upon me, which set fire to the building, which led to a massive flood from odd weather patterns, which resulted in a satellite crashing down on her house which killed several of her family members and I was like "shit, sorry about that" and she shot me in the dick without uttering a word and left me to die on the side of the only officially recognized and named road on Neptune, and that was MY Saturday. Hope yours was better, vegy :(.