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Hairistotle posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

Because I don't have to prove myself to the non-believers and their jealousy gives me strength

do u think anyone will express jealousy

I mean, those whose first instincts are to doubt it clearly are frustrated in their own lives when their first response is to cry about it happening to someone else.

rikasa posted...

That's pretty sad. More than 15 minutes of actual sex and something is very very wrong with one or both parties. Probably not much you can do at this point to fix it though.

I mean as mentioned earlier, we switched positions several times and went in and out of foreplay, so technically we weren't "smashing" for three hours straight. But "smashed" rolls off the tongue a little better than "engaged in mutually sexual activities some of which included penetration"
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