008Zulu posted... "And ye, did he open his web browser, and watch as the heathens did pleasure themselves in the forms of the dogs, and donkeys, and spiders, and antelopes, and did he bring himself to fruition. And God did tell unto this man 'Thyself is corrupted for deeding to fornicators not of your bed, and home! Any man who rubs one out to other than his lawful wife, shall be cursed with a stink liked salted pasta, and clammy socks!' And thus did man weep."
David 18:69
*applause* ---
Everything is funny if you're sick of humanity enough