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Doe posted...

That movie was nonsense. Only one timeline where they beat Thanos? What about the one where they stall Thanos for five more seconds so that he doesn't even have the completed gauntlet when all father Thor descends from the heavens and shrugs off the entire gauntlet beam and splits Thanos in half?

Or the ultimate cliche of them having the gauntlet off with another fucking Planck length but one dumbass fucks it up and Dr. Strange the person who should know the future already and have seen this doesn't hold him back. That's what really pisses me off about the 'different timelines' plot point. It enabled the writers to do asinine, unbelievable, and downright lazy plot points and not have to worry because their rabid fanboys will go the hundred miles themselves to explain why a completely fucking obvious decision wasn't made by the characters. You can point out the most clearly laughably stupid moments in this movie and some 40 year old in adult diapers will still throw their fedora at you.

Or what about half of the timelines where Thanos snaps himself and someone picks up the glove and is like "fuck all that shit that just happened, thanks"
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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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