LogFAQs > #913741687

Oh jeez, this is embarassing. Listen buddy, do you talk to women? Because an extremely common issue large-breasted women have is severe back pain, so much so that it is the primary reason women request breast-reduction surgery. The typical size of the breasts in these cases are usually not statistical outliers in terms of size. Furthermore, if you've actually talked with women before, you'd know that trying to run, jump, or even go down a flight of stairs with just averaged sized breasts is physically painful and encumbering.

In fact, human beasts are bizarre in that they are the only mammary gland in Primates that both develops independently of becoming pregnant and stays even after breastfeeding is stopped. Do you know why breasts in other primates and most other mammals go away when they aren't needed? Because they're useless and obtrusive, yet here we are. Evolution. Our baseline breasts are biologically disadvantuous and, frankly, a mystery to evolutionary biologists, but life finds a way.