So heres the facts So Thanos hangs out in LA for a while getting mad titan drunk, and then Batman comes in and picks up Thors hammer, cause hes had time to plan and shit and gives Thanos a mad whack with it. Meanwhile captain america is having a beer with Hawkeye cause they know Batmans got this. Spider-Man comes back but hes to young to drink with the big boys, so he hangs out with rocket cause, like, he comes back, too. Ant man opens up his own business called Ant-tuiqes and finds an old relic that can vaporize Thanos. Then Luke skywalker shows up and distracts thanos while ant man and Batman team up to beat him. Then captain America and Hawkeye stumble into the scene cause theyre drunk and captain America accidentally hits will smith with his shield and Hawkeye ends up missing thanos with an arrow and shoots superman by mistake. Then Tom Hanks dies......the end
I'm sorry, but for clarification, was this supposed to be funny? Or did you just have a stroke? ---
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