Wishing you luck, man. We've all been there. I remember when I ate the butt of a girl I met off okcupid. We met and ten minutes later my face is buried inside her butt, despite the inside of her crack smelling like pepperoni. I was terrified when I took the std test afterward. I told my primary doctor about the incident and my doctor told me a girl's butt shouldn't smell like pepperoni. That's when I asked to schedule an STD test