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| Topic | Tried (and failed) to pickup women at Starbucks |
| Space_Man 11/27/18 1:25:25 PM #26: | If I'm trying to talk to some random girl at a starbucks, store, wherever I try to make eye contact with her, awkwardly smile, and then proceed to follow her throughout the store until I can think of something to talk about. Usually it's "Hey, uh...Hi...How are you? I'm Space_Man" then they either say "Eeww get away from me, creep!" or "Hi! Great! How are you??" If the former, then I know I should try dating her because she has standards and then proceed to cry because I ruined my chances. If the latter, then I decide that she's not worth my time because I can be some creep for all she knows and girls with low standards take that chance. --- There sure are a lot of different mes just like you have a lot of different yous! I'm going outside to play now I hope all the different yous have fun too. Bye! ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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