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TopicC/D you've always wanted to be a parent
Coastal_elite
11/12/18 1:47:17 PM
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knutjob posted...
Coastal_elite posted...
One day you're living your own life, you go to the movies to see Venom or Deadpool, have a couple pints at the bar and you can go to the gym and lift weights and punch a punching bag because you're cool like that.

One day you're cleaning diapers, you can't go anywhere and if you go to the movies you're watching fucking Barney or Peppa Pig, and then you're learning nursery rhymes and stupid shit like that because your hobbies now revolve around stuff with the mental complexity necessary for a toddler to enjoy. You're also broke.

Gee, where do I sign up? Hahahaa


see, this is the kind of thing I mean. Obviously this kind of life is easy enough to avoid unless youre a single parent but people seem to subject themselves to it anyway either through lack of organisation or the idea that it's some kind of rite of passage.


I mean, venom and deadpool screenings and watching diehard on christmas is over once you have a baby, and you won't be able to avoid changing diapers and all that
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