"OK, one last time. These are small but the ones out there are far away. Small far away"
"I have a cunning plan"
"Mr. Flibble's very cross. You shouldn't have run away from him. What are we going to do with them, Mr. Flibble? ...We can't possibly do that! Who'd clear up the mess?"
"You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a baby. You wouldn't shot a policeman and then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet and then send it to the policeman's grieving widow and then steal it again. Downloading films is stealing. If you do it, you WILL face the consequences."
"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!"
I'd name the show but The king of the potato people won't let me