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I got some girls pregnant in Uganda in 1982, Never gave them my real name. Was in their village not mine, sex for food was only used they have no way of finding me. I don't remember their names so I check up on them on the news everyday to see how my sons are doing. The timeline matches up perfectly. My sons (who looks just like me) just started an armed militia group.

Meanwhile I'm in my mid 90s with a good (not quite 9 figures) job hooking up with girls in their early 20s. I tell people that I'm not into thug life. When some people tell me it's my duty to spread my seed I just tell them that story.
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