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TopicGirl declared braindead, family fighting to keep her alive
Kineth
10/04/18 5:00:29 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Kineth posted...
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NPs are not, in fact, ass wipers tho lol
Neither are PAs

Far from the autonomy of a physician, well above a bedside nurse in terms of that. Hence, mid level is often used to describe both.


I was joking lol


No I know YOU were

Besides the ultimate authority on booty duty is Brenda, that CNA always in the break room who will flat out ignore you asking for help but think she owns the damn place

CE is illiterate though and were both probably LIARS anyway


You ever notice how Nephrology does one of three things - add water, take water away, or dialysis?


Don't forget the saline, unless that's what you're referring to as water.


"I spent an hour calculating the Free Water Deficit!"

"Give a 1 L bolus of NS"


lol.. fair enough. Shit, when I got hospitalized with severe ketoacidosis, they gave me more than just saline. iirc, I had an IV drip with KCl and a magnesium salt as well. Sounds like I was given more kidney care than what those patients you're describing received.
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