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TopicI decided to run for student president of my school
EnvyFox
09/21/18 7:55:20 PM
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trodi_911 posted...
Smear campaigns and bribes.

"*insert opponent's name here... actually, let's call him Ricky* will be running for student president once again this year. In the previous year, he has successfully broken up fights between students peacefully, personally tutored others in his free time, set up events that many agreed were safe but fun and, overall, seems to have his school's best interest at heart... but did you know that Ricky PEES HIS PANTS!? That's right! In his first grade year, Ricky wet himself in front of the whole class during a show and tell presentation. There was a wet spot and everything. The whole situation was gross. Politics make strange bedfellows... because Ricky probably peed on the bed first. Plus, I heard he liked My Little Pony but, like, the 1984 version. That's weird."

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