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Topic | Imagine if real life was like video games |
darkknight109 09/12/18 4:23:51 AM #13: | "I'm sorry sir, we just got the lab results back and... well, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this: you have stage 4 cancer." "Oh, that's fine, I'll just have my wife book us a room at the inn tonight." "No, sir, I'm sorry, but... it's story-related..." "...oh no..." "I suggest you start getting your affairs in order and make sure you have all your valuables unequipped." "How long do I have?" "Based on these results? Three cutscenes. Maybe four, if you're lucky." --- Kill 1 man: You are a murderer. Kill 10 men: You are a monster. Kill 100 men: You are a hero. Kill 10,000 men, you are a conqueror! ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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