"so I hear you're talkin to me about these internet crimes? You mean this microsoft excel shit? man i don't know what the fuck is goin on with that, i don't have any of these nintendo switch super mario odysee consoles, last time i played nintendo was bout 40 years ago with my little brother and i haven't been into that shit since man, you know what i mean? you're telling me someone broke into my house and used my computer to commit internet crimes? man maybe if i was a hacker, id hack hillary's emails myself, you know what i mean? they found some messed up shit in there, child trafficking rings and shit like that."
No, I don't know that a torrent packet transmitted from me to one of Nintendo's bugged torrents had my ip address embedded in it despite using a VPN that was supposed to encrypt all my data, and I don't know that ISPs can identify torrenting traffic easily regardless of any proxy you use.