Which tries to play up its own experience with film and theater as legitimate criticism
Then at the same time puts the "goofball" hat on by saying they're a non-serious site run by jerks
Run by men who have made careers out of using the cheapest of tricks and swindles to attract online attention
And then outputs content which takes a mixture of legitimate criticism, overzealous nitpickery, and outright lies, throws them into a blender and makes a gray and unrecognizable slurry out of it all