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Topic	The perfect girl but she demands that you always sit on the floor
NeoShadowhen 08/22/18 2:17:25 PM #5:	I just wouldn't take her out anywhere where sitting is required. She wouldn't complain because she is perfect. When we do go somewhere together I'll just be standing, or if I must sit I go to the floor and play it off as my idea. I'm just eccentric like that. She will play along because she is perfect. She won't be sad that I never take her out anywhere and just keep her as a stay at home pet, because she's perfect. I'll get rid of all the chairs in my house too, just to be a dick. She'll love me all the more for doing it, because she's perfect. <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:907353437] in The perfec... [t:76927089]...</cite> <quote>I just wouldn't take her out anywhere where sitting is required. She wouldn't complain because she is perfect. When we do go somewhere together I'll just be standing, or if I must sit I go to the floor and play it off as my idea. I'm just eccentric like that. She will play along because she is perfect. She won't be sad that I never take her out anywhere and just keep her as a stay at home pet, because she's perfect. I'll get rid of all the chairs in my house too, just to be a dick. She'll love me all the more for doing it, because she's perfect.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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