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Topic | ~*~Zen Anal-yzes the Summer 2013 Contest - 5 Years Too Late Edition~*~ |
ZenOfThunder 08/09/18 7:48:09 PM #93: | (9)Bayonetta vs (10)N vs (19)Wander ![]() ![]() Of all the matches that were highly debated in Summer 2013, this one baffled me then, and it still baffles me now. How did N get into a contest? At a 9 seed? Instead of Brock and Misty? Instead of Blastoise? Instead of... There's so many better choices. Who the hell is N? Does anybody stay awake at night with visions of N dancing around in their heads? If you're just reading about this match for the first time ever in 2018, you may be shocked to find out that, yes, many, many people took N here because Pokemon. That was the only reason. Seeing Bayonetta rocket way out ahead right from the start was so satisfying. N isn't even in my top 20 letters. Give me Z or Q any day. Actually I am turning this topic into a Q nomination rally, sign up here: ![]() Round 1 match Q / N / Zed from Pulp Fiction, who ya got? Wander showed up here as well, and I guess N was too big of a colossus to climb. I did just dump all over N, but due to recency and being one of those hot characters of the moment, N was able to secure a win over Wander. Something tells me that a 1-v-1 between the two today would go differently. Remember everyone Tweeting at Roger Ebert that Shadow of the Colossus is true art? Then he died. I cut that train of thought short because my girlfriend just came home and asked why I am typing so furiously (I do that when I'm typing about the highest expression of art, ~*~Shadow of the Colossus~*~) and I asked "do you remember what game 'N' is from?" "Pokemon?" "Do you remember what he looks like?" "Green... green hair." "Do you remember anything else about him?" "Uhhhh..." "Anything at all." "..." But hey at least she remembered him, I can count on one hand the amount of times I've thought of N this year, or his dumb green anime hair. (2)GLaDOS vs (17)Cole vs (26)Ragna the Bloodedge ![]() ![]() You know nobody on this site cares about your anime fighting game when the main character can't beat freaking Cole McGrath. Of course, Cole is an absolute powerhouse in these things because he had two whole character slots in this site's favorite Smash game, PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale. The game with Emmett Graves in it: ![]() You know Emmett Graves, the star of hit PlayStation exclusive StarHawk. Truly deserving of the title "PlayStation All-Star." GLaDOS looked good here but only because of that Portal 2 recency and also who the hell is Cole and why is that other guy named "Ragna the Bloodedge." That sounds like a Sonic fan character. A pretty good one, actually. Take notes. --- Is this Elite Beat Agents 2? ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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