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Oh man, I wish I didn't look at the other teams before they were ranked because all I wanna do is make commentary! Spoilers: One needs Metamorpho, another needs Adam X

I should probably stick to what we've already got, hmm...

The Bodyslamers - Yeaah... it really doesn't make it past the first page. That's just... I'm kind of interested in seeing the dynamics between Ben Grimm, Cain Marko, and Crusher Creel with Ben Grimm's heart and Yancy Street upbringings influencing Cain and Crusher through the school of hard knocks over time, but yeah, Abomination, Hulk, and Doomsday just ruin any chance of anything.

Big Guys Breaking Stuff - Utterly boring in comparison. There's nothing here to grab onto.

Badass Normals - No. This is just... there is nothing here I want to see as a team book. Maybe if they ruled five separate factions trying to take control of a city, I'd want to see that book for how alliances form and break, who they recruit, how dirty the heroes would get... I think that'd actually be a legitimately interesting read. But NOT a team book. And not with that name.

Gravy's Angels - No comment on why they were selected together, but this better have an artist supremely skilled in cosmic warfare. I don't think I'm interested in the line-up at all, but with all the different color power sets these guys have I really want to see some of the splash pages.

The Top Tier- Hilarious, but with the Doom and Batman specifics, it fails because that Sentinel isn't Mango.

Interest:
A. Badass Normals (as something else entirely)
1. Bodyslamers
2. Gravy's Angels
Rest Do Not Care
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