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B8WL COMBAT (#1)

-Our first ever match features Macho Man against Pentagon Jr, and there are already stakes on the line! If Pentagon wins, he gets a kiss from Miss Elizabeth! Savage comes out swinging, but Pentagon circles around him and lands some blows to the side. Pentagon goes to the ropes, but gets caught with a clothesline. Liz joins on guest commentary, and talks about how despicable Pentagon is for baiting Macho into these stakes. That must be the only way he can get a girl! Pentagon is staying down for a long time off that clothesline...but he was playing possum! He catches Savage in a leg submission, but Savage powers out of it, hitting a big vertical suplex when Pentagon stands! Macho goes for a pin but gets caught in a chinlock before the ref calls for a rope break. Macho rallies the crowd behind him and scoops Pentagon up for a big slam! Pentagon rolls onto the apron, only to hit a big dive back into the ring! Pentagon's up first, stomping on Savage's face a few times. The ref breaks them up, but not before Pentagon gets in a knee to the throat. Pentagon has a mean look in his eyes, but Elizabeth pops up onto the apron to plead with him. Savage nails Pentagon from behind, but Pentagon retaliates with a belly to belly suplex! Savage is up first and hits a running knee drop, getting a two count. Pentagon pokes Savage in the eyes and goes for a suplex, but Savage slips out and lands a drop toe hold. Macho goes up top for the elbow, but Pentagon rushes him and hits a low blow! Pentagon tries to set up a superplex, but Macho punches him until he falls off the turnbuckle. Macho follows that up with a second rope flying stomp and a sleeper, which very nearly knocks out the masked man before he fights out with a somewhat low elbow. Macho dodges a tackle, letting Pentagon slam hard into the turnbuckle. Macho is going up for the elbow drop again when NIC CAGE appears at ringside and demands a mic! He demands that Macho hop off that turnbuckle because it's an important clue! A confused Macho Man complies- Cage inspects the turnbuckle closely, then runs off. Match resumes.

(While we're stopped though, I think I'm gonna switch to just highlights because this style is fun but is taking dang forever >_>)

Match resumes, and the two men rip into each other with renewed vigor. Pentagon gets the upper hand with a chair shot. Liz tries to wrestle the chair away from Pentagon- she's unsuccessful, but the distraction allows Macho to roll him up! 1....2....3!
Winner: Macho Man

A furious Pentagon chases Macho and Liz out of the arena afterwards.

-Kenshin v. Bison
Bison squabbles with some fans on the way to the ring. He's on his A-game for the most part, but gets distracted once more by the fans and loses momentum. Nevertheless, Bison is able to pull it out with a Devil Reverse and handful of tights.
Winner: M. Bison

In a post-match interview, Bison calls Kenshin weak. A frustrated Kenshin struggles to maintain his coolness.

-Bryan v. Miz
Bryan stops on his way to the ring to sign an autograph for an absolutely thrilled Neptune (Hyperdimension Neptunia). Aww. Miz comes out with Maryse, who immediately pulls a ref distraction, allowing Miz to choke out his former pupil. Bryan's having none of that, though, and unleashes a furious rain of blows on Miz! Miz covers up, and Maryse throws in the towel for him! Bryan scores a shockingly quick victory!
Winner: Bryan

Bryan says he has beaten Miz a LOT over the years, and he wants somebody fresh. Bison, how about facing him at Triangle Trauma? Meanwhile, Panthera comes out to check on Miz, and puts a cat on him so he'll feel better.
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Look at all those chickens
I can be impulsive! I just have to think about it first!