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>Deal with the bickering generals first

You figure that the bickering generals have high priority, since your father would tell you many times that internal conflict can lead to serious problems in the long run.

You take one last sip of your coffee and stand up straight. "Alright, let's uh, let's settle the deal with the two stooges."

Amber nods and gestures towards the entrance. "Right this way, sir."

The two of you then walk down a hallway with lemon-yellow walls that have enough sheen to show a blurry reflection of yourself--much fancier than the dungeon walls you've seen. It eventually leads down to a large set of double-doors.

Amber waves her hands at it, causing it to glow purple, and then open up. Through them, you see long, wooden tables lined with benches, as well a buffet of food in the far back.

Your secretary smiles. "The smell of food ring any bells, sir?"

You snap your fingers. "Oi, babe, we're not here for a lunch break, alright? I'll treat you to dinner or something AFTER we're done here."

Another puff of steam from her. "L...looking forward to it, sir! Anyways, the two generals would be--"

Suddenly, one of the tables get flipped over, along with the sound of silverware and plates crashing. A giant boar-man peeks his head from behind the knocked-over table. "I'm tellin' ye, Bob! Ye hold tae damn fork wid' tae curve face up!"

A table from the other side also gets flipped over, with a horse-man peeking out. "And I am telling you, sire Rob, that a fork is meant to be held with its curve facing down!"

A volley of silverware and fruits then get lobbed back and forth between them.
Surprisingly, the rest of the animal-headed soldiers are simply eating without a reaction.

You pinch the bridge of your nose. "So. Does uh, does this happen a lot?"

Amber sighs. "Sadly sir, yes."

"And how do I usually take care of this?"

She scratches her head. "You usually just ignore it sir, saying that it'll sort itself out."

You rub your chin pensively. "Well, clearly it ain't sorting itself out if it keeps happening."

What shall you do to them?
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