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>Nobert: Catch Dani by the legs and (try to) pull

Alright, its time to save your party member like a good protagonist! Because that is totally what you're about! Obviously that's horse shit but no one needs to know that.

You roll up your sleeves and approach this huge winged bear-like blackbeard-wannabe. "Hey asshole! Why dontcha pick on someone your own size--"

The captain growls at you. "Yarr, why doont'cha shut yer trap, lad! I'm tryna be a...hrrgh...GENTLEMAN...to yer friend 'ere! Now git 'fore I stick me peg leg up yer arse!"

You gulp. "If you're trying to be threatening, I'll have you know it's only working slightly. Just a little. Just a smidge--"

He growls again and stops spinning Dani. "YARGH, change o' plans lass, I'm knockin' the livin' daylights outta yer friend 'ere!" With that, he firmly holds Dani by her bucket and swings her at you like a meat club.

Hm. Was there something like this in the company handbook? What to do when a person is being used as an assault weapon against you. Oh wait, you never read that thing--

Suddenly, a prompt appears: [ Catch ]

No hesitation there. Your arms jolt forward, grabbing her ankles. "Oh. Huh. I did it."

"Yarr, let go, lad! Do ya not give a hoot what happens to yer friend?!"

You smirk. "Newsflash dickhat, I don't." With that, you pull with all your might, essentially declaring a tug of war with the captain.

>Dani: Throw up

Oh boy, this is really not the best feeling. It's like you've been jabbed in the stomach by the headlights of a fully filled clown car, which by laws of conservation of mass would still have the collective mass of 40 adults packed densely into--

Your brain can't distract yourself from demonstrating projectile motion out of your mouth. Surprisingly, what comes out is actually a vibrant rainbow. Something pops up in your HUD: [ Game saved! ]

>Evi: Recruit Krugg

You summon Peon from your hood. "Hi again! So, hear me out here--"

He slaps your nose with his wings, which really just feels ticklish. "No, you hear ME out here mortal! I am NOT your servant, are we clear?!"

You giggle. "Aw, lighten up lil' fella! I always thought we were friends!"

He looks at you with a deadpan expression that is sadly not discernable to you. "Friends. Despite the alias you have assigned to me. And do you really think I would stoop so low as to accept that we are even close to being equals?!"

You pout. "Well if you don't wanna be friends, that's your problem. Look, I don't even know why ya still stick around me if ya don't even like me--"

He flies to your finger. "I have stated my intent before, mortal! I have deemed you worthy of being my escort until my powers are restored."

You blink. "Oh. Yeah. I guess ya did say somethin' like that before. No, wait, look, my point is, will ya just help me out 'ere?! Your 'escort' might just be in danger 'ere!"

"Bah! Fine. I will grant you one request. But only because I am such a benevolent god."

You smile. "Awesome! Alright, I just need ya t'get Krugg."

He flies around in silence. "...That is it?"

"Mhmm."

"No...powers? No sacrifices?!"

"Yup."

He flutters aggressively. "You mean to say you wasted so much breath bickering with me over such a trifle, trivial, insignificant request?!"

You shrug. "Hey, you're the one bein' the drama queen here. Look, can ya go get Krugg already? This thing could prolly smell me and is ready t'eat me."

He slaps your nose again and flies away.
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