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>Dani: Be the navigator.

You are now the navigator.

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Hm. That felt slightly validating. You figure you should try that again.

>Dani: Be the navigator.

You are still the navigator.

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"Are you just gonna stand there like a jackass?" shouts Nobert from behind.

You throw him down and cross your arms. "Will you be laying there like a...uh...you know what, we shall pretend I most verbally destroyed you here. Take that." With that, you storm off towards the mast and attempt to climb it, but instead you spend more of your time running into the base mast.

"A little more to the right, peach," says Nobert.

"I'm perfectly aware of my surroundings, thank you very much!" you say while proceeding to the right a bit more, where you feel a rope dangling. You hope this'll lead somewhere and climb it all the way up. Upon reaching the top, your minimap shows a circle enclosure, which means you're at that little basket thing that you see on pirate ships all the time. Not that you see pirate ships all the time, but that won't stop your inner pirate. With that, your minimap suddenly zooms out, giving you a lot more information on your distant surroundings such as other airships and structures.

"Legolas, what do your bucket eyes see?" says the muffled distant voice of Nobert below.

"With a bit of wishful thinking, something that's not you," you say under your bucket.

>Evi: Be the pilot. (And leave Nobert with the gun)

You are now the pilot.

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"Heck yeah, guess who's flyin' this bad boy!" you say while running towards the wheel.

"Wait," says Nobert, "is that, uh, a good idea? Won't we get a goddamn DUI from this?"

You run up to him and drag him towards the other gun. "No need t'be a stickler, Noburg! Ya seen my bike drivin'!"

"Okay first of all, I have, and it does anything BUT give me confidence in your driving," you say as you then point to your head. "And second, you are seriously putting the guy with fucked up legs and a horse mask on gun duty."

"Dang right I am!" you say while enthusiastically gluing his hands on the gun and leaving him to hang off of it like jello.

"When I get my legs back, one's going so far up your ass that--" he continues with an ever growing distant voice as you walk away, towards the wheel.

>Evi: Fly to Birdtown 2

You firmly grip the wheel. "Haha, alright! Let's get the birdboat rollin'!"

Silence.

You poke the wheel a few times. "Soooo. How d'ya work this thin'."

Krugg shouts out to you. "Spread...Wings!"

You tilt your head at what he means by that, but ultimately shrug and pixelize your Wings out.

Immediately, the Wings on the side of the boat start to glow, and the whole ship starts taking off.

Wind blows through you vigorously, making you hold on to your hood. You hold out a flap, revealing your little companion. "Peon, y'good there?"

"Winds cannot move mountains! And I am far above the likes of mount--" He gets blown off onto the back of your neck.

"Haha, I'm sure y'are!" you say as you spin the wheel because that seems like something a pilot would do.

The ship starts making air-donuts.

"Um," Dani chimes in, "where are we going?"

You stop the wheel, which at least stops the ship from speeding up its mindless spinning. "I dunno Danini! You're the one with th'map 'ere! Ya tell me!"
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