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>Dani: Hide with Evi under a table and hope nobody notices you

You drag Evi's slumbering body under the table and hide there next to her. "I see now why mother prohibited alcohol..." you say with clattering teeth.

Suddenly, the table gets flung up to the ceiling, followed by the roar of a rather rotund gentleman.

You smile at him in fear and start running for something to hide in, still dragging Evi along.

You eventually reach a counter and hide behind it. Look up, you see shelves of bottles and glasses among other things, which probably means you're where the bartender would be--

One of the maid-waitresses grabs your shoulder. "What are you doing without your uniform?"

You blink. "Wh-wha--"

She shoves a [ Maid Uniform ] into your hands, then cocks a revolver as she hops over the other side of the counter, followed by the sound of loud gunshots. Of course, they didn't stand out very much among the cacophony.

A voice screams out. "Oh shit, the maids are pissed--"

In the next moment, two men wrapped up in rope fly past the counter and into the wall.

You stare blankly at the uniform, trying to comprehend what the hell is happening. You figure you'd put it on, since the patrons seem scared of the maids.

[ Maid Uniform allocated to RAM. Equipped to GEAR. ]
[ Purple Pajamas allocated to HDD. ]

Another roped man slams into the shelves, causing a [ Bucket ] to fall on your head.
Oh boy, it's kinda stuck. You can't see shit. You'll have to rely on your minimap.
At least now you finally get to live out your dream of being a robo-maid.

[ Affinity changed: Clever Caster -> Robo-maid Mage

>Nobert: Take Lionhart up on his offer.

You pat Lionhart on his back. "Count me in, Simba."

Galvin grunts. "You dare show such disrespect?!--"

Lionhart simply laughs. "Now now, it's quite alright. I can appreciate acts of jest. Let us make haste!"

The two of you walk through a hallway of cells until you reach a set of stairs at the end. Ascending it, you're met with the chaotic sight of blades and booze being thrown around like a medieval high-school cafeteria food fight.

Lionhart scratches his head. "Oh dear. Looks like I'll have to step in to stop this."

You sneer. "Oh, whatcha gonna do? Shout at 'em because you're super respected and charismatic?"

He pixelizes his sword. "Respect is something you earn constantly!" With that, he screams and runs into the fray.

You grin and pixelize your spear. "Fuck yeah, let's rock."
Before you could take another step, a stray [ Horse Head Mask ] flies out from the fray and lands right on your head.
"What the fuck is this?!" you shout while trying to take it off, stumbling off to the side.

>Dani:

You see a triangle on your minimap heading toward you, indicating another player. Oh shit.
They get closer, along with the sounds of immense profanity. This is definitely not someone friendly. You stand up from the counter and get ready to defend yourself. What do you do?

>Nobert:

"God...damn McTiddies..." you yell and grunt as you continue to take off the Horse Mask, but come to a stop when you see a...bucket-headed maid? You'd normally roll with it, but seeing as how this entire bar is a free-for-all zone right now, you don't take any chances. You hold your spear out and get ready to defend yourself. What do you do?

>Evi: Awaken

You groggily open your eyes and hear lots of noise. Getting up, you lean over a counter and see a bucket maid and horse ready to fight. Hm. You're still drunk. What do you do?
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