LogFAQs > #905672522

nani the fuck

Night vision kinda breaks this fight.

Laughing Octopus doesn't really seem to fight back, either.

No boss theme is disappointing, as I really liked the ones from the other games.

Looks like there's no more quick reload, which is disappointing.

...that's it? Why do the B&Bs think that killing Snake will fix their pain, anyway?

Drebin was right about the B&Bs being babes though tbh

Oh good, that isn't the end of the fight.

And she can strafe, apparently. Huh.

Did they actually give alternative death scenes for nonlethal victories this time?

Damn, they are cramming in these ass shots.

Well that's a depressing backstory.

I'm glad Raiden's grown as a character so much. Instead of growing up to be nothing more than a soldier who exists to fight wars, he's nothing more than a soldier who exists to fight wars.

Cool, actual hunting gameplay.

wait why are we flashing back to the codec conversations that raiden had with the ai colonel, snake never encountered any of this

I don't get why Snake EVER deactivates the OctoCamo. It can only hurt him.

Vamp's poor forehead, geez.

Let's get real here, Snake should be dead.

Again, I'm impressed that Drebin isn't a complete side character.

Man, this is some great stealth gameplay, let me tell you.

Seems very un-tank-like to put the gunner on the outside of the tank instead of the inside.

That is the flimsiest tank of all time.

Hold up, THAT'S Raiden? God damn, he got a lot more badass.

Gekkos are definitely bleeding and showing flesh wounds. Is this ever explained?

Regardless, this action is fantastic. Love the foot sword.

Gotta ask, though, what's the series' obsession with cyborg ninjas?

Vamp's still got the crotch knife. Good to know.

How the fuck is Raiden not dead?

PFFT WHAT HOW THE FUCK IS HE SWINGING THOSE AROUND BY BREAKDANCING

I think this is the first time the series has gotten me to laugh out loud at its utter absurdity.

This entire sequence is so utterly insane yet thoroughly entertaining.

Also, if that impaling scene was only filmed from the waist up, it would definitely fit right in on certain porn sites.

Wait, is Vamp dead?

Also, why is Raiden bleeding jizz?

Knew that calling Vamp dead was a stupid thing to do.

Did he seriously just lick Raiden's jizz-blood?

Oh fuck off, why can't Vamp just be immortal?
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